: Strike out my old address and replace with the new one. When were you gonna tell me?Īctually, I promised Ana a tour of the grounds. How nice! You hear that, Christian? Some children do visit her parents now and again. How nice! Although I do hear it gets really humid in Georgia at this time of year. My stepfather lives in Montesano and my mom lives in Georgia.

Jose is Ana's friend, although I think Elliot's trying to poach me. It's a great apartment, and the rent's not ridiculous. But that doesn't mean I wouldn't need to.īecause it's the way I am! Because I'm fifty shades of fucked up. Do you want to punish me right now?Īnd what if I told you that I feel the same way about being punished as you do about me touching you. If I told you, you'll never look at me the same way again. I would never do anything that you couldn't handle.īut why do you even want to do anything to me at all, Christian? Is that so wrong? Is it because of the contract? Because I still haven't signed it?įuck the contract! I think it's a little redundant, don't you? Why won't you let me in? We should be talking. When you were six you learned it, because you wanted to please your new family? Hearts and flowers? That's not something I know. Why do you care so much about the contract Christian? Don't you like me the way I am? If you just sign a contract you wouldn't have to think about anything. Why can't we sleep in the same bed? Why won't you let me touch you? Why does it have to be like this? When were you gonna tell me about Georgia? You're the complete serial killer.Ĭhristian, I cannot walk that fast in these shoes. Organized group activities aren't really my thing. It's rare to find a connoisseur these days. Um, we have two inch and one inch, but the truly respecting handyman will have both in his toolbox. Needed to pick up a few things.Ĭable ties, yes we do. Come here, come here! Go away!Ī long way from Seattle! A long way from you.

No, stay away from me Ana! I don't want you! Get away. You're so bossy! Ana, let's go for a coffee. Oh, I'm in line because I have to pee really bad. I'm sending back your expensive books because I already have copies of those.

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